D: "What are you doing out here?"
R: "Lounging."
D: "In the driveway? What if a car drives off the road?"
R: "Mom. I haven't seen any cars drive by the whole time I've been out here."
D: "Still. What will the neighbors think if they see you lying out here?"
R: "That I must be enjoying this lovely patch of shade."
D: "Come on inside. People will think you're drunk."
R: "Oh, Mom."
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